Thursday, September 25, 2008

you can always return...

i have had a myspace account for a while...i surprisingly hopped on board pretty early in its popularity. as i had alluded to in a earlier post, i really did not use it much. something about social networking doesn't appeal to me or else feels awkward/unnecessary. again, i think it more has to do with the fact that i am just not naturally a very social person. on the other hand i have lots of free time at work that is generally devoted to fantasy football and basketball that could be put to better use.

lately phil has been unsuccessfully trying to get me to get a facebook account. he says stuff like "it's sooooo much better!" or "everyone else has an account....i think you're the lone weirdo", etc. i have noticed that often times the more someone tries to persuade me to do something, the more resistant i become and the funnier the situation becomes to me as well.

also, i am lazy and do not need yet another thing to sign up for that i will rarely use...

therefore i am now campaigning, with tom's blessing, that everyone delete their facebook accounts and come back to myspace. look, i'll be honest, myspace has made a lot of improvements and are much better than facebook now, the problem is all the kids still "think" that facebook is much cooler when they really have no idea what they are talking about...they're just going along with the crowd...that same crowd that thinks i'm lovin' mcdonalds just cause the jingle says so. also i heard facebook is secretly distributing confidential information about it's users...i have no physical proof of this, but i have some sources that i would refer to as very reliable that have told me so. remember all the good times you had on myspace? there were so many laughs, tears of joy. don't you want to feel that again? facebook is so cold and heartless...


boo! it's no good! nobody wants you! go home!


can you feel that? i believe there was a momentum shift...everyone come back to myspace. i think it's a reasonable request and i have clearly made my case as to why. show me proof that you have deleted your facebook account and i will not only add you as a friend, i will post a hilarious message on your awesome myspace account.

it is a place for friends...hurray!

3 comments:

Phil said...

haha I think this guy presents the argument with a very asian/martial arts style you would appreciate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZi3MJ5UU58

david said...

facebook is lame, and yes i only signed up for it because everyone else did...dammit!

Steven said...

Eh maybe one day... For now though facebook it is!